
FANCY DRESS AND PARTIES
Every night at SportsVest is fancy dress night.
Sunday Night : Vest party
We’ve got it covered…with a vest of course! To launch the SportVest 2010 raunch, we’re putting your party credentials to the vest, sorry I mean test – literally! We’ll be kitting you out in your badge of (dis)honour - a free SportsVest vest. (These can be collected upon checking in at your hotel). Extra bonus points will be given for sports accessories and 80’s style PE shorts and comedy facial hair. This sleeveless stint of socialising will also feature a “sexy vesty” parade!Expect: inVestment opportunities aplenty!
Monday night: Sailors v Pirates
A haaaa ye land lubbers! Here’s a naughty nautical adventure to enable you to fire yer buckshot o’er her starboard bow. Shiver yer timbers (or even someone elses timbers - there’ll be lots of shivering of timbers tonight). Eye-patches, hooks, parrots, beards and rum! Don your best ‘Officer and a Gentlemen’ garb and Jack Sparrow impersonations for a seriously swashbuckling’ voyage with the finest Pirate booty you’ve ever laid eyes on. Oooh Arrr!Expect: Discharged seamen everywhere!!!
Tight and Bright : Tuesday night
Think the ‘Eighties : a decade of spandex, sweatbands and super-tight leggings. Gurlz: cue the neon colours and porntastic pony-tailed hair. Fellas – WWE Smackdown meets the worst excesses of Heavy Metal. We’ll be throwing the most awesome aerobics party Spain has ever seen!Expect: Livin’ large in leotards
Summer Break : Wednesday night
Our pals the surfy, scrumpy’n’pastie lovin’ Cornish crew from Summer Break will be hosting the closing party…and are promising the steamiest beach action since Pammy Anderson jogged in slow motion close up. Imagine you are in the Bahamas rather than Lloret: blingtastic bikinis and Bermuda shorts, grass skirts and coconut bars, loud Hawaiian shirts and fake tans and make sure you also hit the beach during the day for the Summer Break Beach Olympics… Pimp my tide!!!Expect: Tunes on the dunes and some seriously salty fun!




